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Reblogged from thespacegoat

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

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Reblogged from throwtheknuckleball
nerdsofafeather:

throwtheknuckleball:

Randy Johnson explodes a dove with a fastball. March 24, 2001.

Can you imagine the reactions?

The best part is that, at least in this gif, the bird just keeps flying.

nerdsofafeather:

throwtheknuckleball:

Randy Johnson explodes a dove with a fastball. March 24, 2001.

Can you imagine the reactions?

The best part is that, at least in this gif, the bird just keeps flying.

(via stanfromaccounting)

Reblogged from theconjuringmovie
needsmorelogic:

psychoprism:

thequeenandthephoenix:

lastlostthoughts:

everybody screamed in the theater

Don’t get me started on those obnoxious screaming beeyotches omfg

wait is this from a horror movie cuz for the longest time I’ve been trying to figure out why the sheet just suddenly collapses in on itself and then flies away I mean I literally have seen this on my dash so many times and I have no idea what’s going on I just thought it was a lady having trouble with her laundry like oh no my laundry flew away

It’s from The Conjuring.It’s seriously not as scary as everyone’s hyping it up to be.

Scary or not, that’s a pretty cool effect. But I like the idea of not getting it and simply thinking it’s magical laundry too.

needsmorelogic:

psychoprism:

thequeenandthephoenix:

lastlostthoughts:

everybody screamed in the theater

Don’t get me started on those obnoxious screaming beeyotches omfg

wait is this from a horror movie cuz for the longest time I’ve been trying to figure out why the sheet just suddenly collapses in on itself and then flies away I mean I literally have seen this on my dash so many times and I have no idea what’s going on I just thought it was a lady having trouble with her laundry like oh no my laundry flew away

It’s from The Conjuring.
It’s seriously not as scary as everyone’s hyping it up to be.

Scary or not, that’s a pretty cool effect. But I like the idea of not getting it and simply thinking it’s magical laundry too.

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via stanfromaccounting)

Reblogged from yepperoni
skeptictanks:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.


WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

This has been a lesson in forced perspective.

skeptictanks:

rennoc92:

volunt-spei:

iwantasnack:

taengthehero:

The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.

WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.

Turn your head sideways.

This has been a lesson in forced perspective.

(Source: yepperoni, via stanfromaccounting)

Reblogged from toukakirishimas

princedoki:

fenrisa:

kisechans:

this fucking kid is obssesed with using sex appeal as a weapon he’s not a shota he’s a little sex demon

he literally flirted with rei until he blushed his way onto the swim team u go little shota sex demon u go

best fucking twist for this character, you go shota

(via mayugehero)

Reblogged from whatsacanada

whatsacanada:

i can’t believed they named the royal baby sharknado

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Reblogged from ecto1
lady-serana:

cupcakenomicon:

ecto1:

Awkward silence

If there isn’t something like this in the sequel to Wreck it Ralph i’m going to be really disappointed.

#silent protagonist support group
best tag

lady-serana:

cupcakenomicon:

ecto1:

Awkward silence

If there isn’t something like this in the sequel to Wreck it Ralph i’m going to be really disappointed.

best tag

(via socialistexan)

Reblogged from rumoko

nexusphantasm:

nishthedish:

rumoko:

In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

Why waste money calling the exterminator when you can just call on your pet yuki-onna? You see how she slipped out of that cabinet? I haven’t even seen cats that fucking ready to catch mice!

Thanks japan

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Reblogged from bunnyfood

bunnyfood:

Cat screams “NO!” during his first bath

(via arbroath:mackigger)

Every morning when my alarm goes off…

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Reblogged from alienkittycat

einnn:

alienkittycat:

…. Wondering what males of the Elin race would look like… 

UHH YES PLEASE?

M- m- m- m- m- m- m- MALES?!?!?1!